Monique7500

Today we went to the French Quarter and had a couple of beers. We then decided to grab some muffuletta sandwiches from Central Grocery before we left. It was a wonderful day.

This is too cute! Look at how this cat and dog get along with each other. It’s true love! Polly the Boston Terrier and Hermione the cat are best friends.

I’m not one to forward or republish emails too often, but this one is definitely worthy. Well written and quite funny from a woman’s pov.

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a
distinct slow-down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower
and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In
addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as
Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed undesirable
programs such as NFL 5.0, NHL 3.0 and Golf Clubs 4.1. Conversation 8.0 no
longer runs and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. Please note
that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no
avail. What can I do?

Signed, Desperate

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Dear Desperate,

Keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0
is an operating system. Please enter command ithoughtyoulovedme.html, try to
download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If
those applications work as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically
run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. However, overuse of the
above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5,
Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1. Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program
as it will download the Gas Passing and Snoring Loudly Beta. Whatever you
do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a
virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your
system resources). In addition, please DO NOT attempt to reinstall the
Boyfriend 5.0 program. This is an unsupported application and will crash
Husband 1.0. In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program but it does have
limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider
buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend
Cooking 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.

Good Luck!
Technical Support

I made sure I have husband 2.0, no problems and he does lots of housework including dishes! lolz